Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Monday, May 21, 2007
I’ am 26 years old: What is next?
This is the craziest thing I have ever heard: Happy 26th Nalina!!!
It’s not funny.
Ok. It’s that time again, when I hyperventilate.
It took me a good 20 minutes to get out of bed the next day, because I was staring into space, and doubting everything…26…well iam still in major denial..
The night before, my friends got me quite legless so that I could fall face down in my flower pot on my front porch later on. (Yes I was drunk/slept a happy woman)-You see why I cant be 26?..first, its like the strangest number on earth, I mean..26??..like what stupid number..second, 26 year olds don’t get drunk, misbehave, fall all over the place,still watch thundercats,high tendency of fainting if Bon Jovi appears in front of them, and LOTS more.
Obviously iam not 26 bodoh.So at the very least, stop wishing me happy belated birthday!. Even celebrity fitness had wished me.Shit.By the way, this is the gym I go to which also categorized me as scientifically obese and slightly below monstrosity, even if I don’t look it. It’s called body fats my friend. Not according to me but to them, clearly because I was in the depths of despair after they gave me my fat chart.
Everyone knows something about football. My friend put together an event to uphold the FA Cup final last Saturday which went on pretty well with two highlights of the night..one being MU’s defeat and the other Sacred Highway’s performance(OMFG)..or maybe the Tiger girls who were dressed to kill with mini skirts and fishnet stockings that couldn’t sell beer.
Sorry, i have been a Liverpool fan since the age of 14 when Ramadhan( my classmate) aggressively convinced me to be one :) .It worked.Joel, iam still a Liverpool fan even if I said dudek( the goal keeper) will score on live radio. Forgiveness is bliss. I would also like to take this opportunity to express my utmost sincere sadness with regards to MU’s defeat. Buuu Huuuu Huuuuuu….LOL..Hahahhahahahahah.
Back to Sacred highways. Don’t see much of them. But on Saturday, I can guarantee you. It was a genuine uproar from the crowd because they were just good. I have to mention the guitar solo for sweet child of mine and bed of roses….my GOD…in such instances, withholding uncontainable multiple mental orgasms is a difficult option.
I got a talk from my aunt some days ago about finding a man. According to the conventional wisdom of my aunties aged between 50-90: ‘You need a man child. You need a man now’. Refer to my friendster blogs for more agony on why I have aunties like this. Its gone to the extent of asking my mom for pretty photographs of me in a saree,wearing gold,face and hair filled with gingerly oil and turmeric powder, to send to my other aunties in Tanjavur,India, cause that’s how it works in the Indian match making industry. They want my photograph. They want me to go global.FYI. I don’t know when is a good time to jump off a cliff, as iam still at work. I guess later.
Above are two pictures ,one for my aunty:Guaranteed to find a man and Sacred Highways in action.
Everyone knows something about football. My friend put together an event to uphold the FA Cup final last Saturday which went on pretty well with two highlights of the night..one being MU’s defeat and the other Sacred Highway’s performance(OMFG)..or maybe the Tiger girls who were dressed to kill with mini skirts and fishnet stockings that couldn’t sell beer.
Sorry, i have been a Liverpool fan since the age of 14 when Ramadhan( my classmate) aggressively convinced me to be one :) .It worked.Joel, iam still a Liverpool fan even if I said dudek( the goal keeper) will score on live radio. Forgiveness is bliss. I would also like to take this opportunity to express my utmost sincere sadness with regards to MU’s defeat. Buuu Huuuu Huuuuuu….LOL..Hahahhahahahahah.
Back to Sacred highways. Don’t see much of them. But on Saturday, I can guarantee you. It was a genuine uproar from the crowd because they were just good. I have to mention the guitar solo for sweet child of mine and bed of roses….my GOD…in such instances, withholding uncontainable multiple mental orgasms is a difficult option.
I got a talk from my aunt some days ago about finding a man. According to the conventional wisdom of my aunties aged between 50-90: ‘You need a man child. You need a man now’. Refer to my friendster blogs for more agony on why I have aunties like this. Its gone to the extent of asking my mom for pretty photographs of me in a saree,wearing gold,face and hair filled with gingerly oil and turmeric powder, to send to my other aunties in Tanjavur,India, cause that’s how it works in the Indian match making industry. They want my photograph. They want me to go global.FYI. I don’t know when is a good time to jump off a cliff, as iam still at work. I guess later.
Above are two pictures ,one for my aunty:Guaranteed to find a man and Sacred Highways in action.
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