As promised: Dakshayanee Indra Bond

Disclaimer: This is ONLY a build up to the drunken speech I’ am giving on your wedding day.

If a book was to be written by me, I’d be the best seller.

In a nutshell: The 8 things I love about Shayanee, not in order of any sort. Cause they’re all good. Holy mother of god. Here we go

1) Why is she called Bond? You may ask…Well I mean Iam no brain surgeon/rocket scientist, but how would you described Bond without saying a few obvious words like, Goldeneye and etc…There’s 007, casino royale or whatever…but, to her…den den den deNNNNNN was suffice for any lay man to know that it is Bond that she’s trying to say. Oh yes, she was bloody serious by the way.

2) Never in freakin’ dry spell.NEVER.Think eeee haaaaa! ;) uhmmm ?

3) She’s also the reason why Dorothy Perkins is soaring with profits. Every credit card company’s best friend.

4) Tables and chairs in pubs should be kept away after 2am on a Friday or Saturday. Point to note all pub owners of Malaysia.

5) Contrary to popular believe, her directions are as bad as mine. Just to find a simple restaurant which was measly 2 minutes from where she was…she took a tour of Damansara instead. But it would take her a lot to admit that. Give her a few drinks and the rest is classic.

6) Never tie a saree with her. It’s like the end of all things. Picture Medusa unleashed.

7) And yes….anybody wants Yoga lessons. Please feel free…Skilled Yoga Master.I mean, Iam seeing new age contemporary moves. Never in the history of yoga. Wow man. Next Day: I can’t moveeeee, Iam like the mummy’s return. After doing literally jack.

8) Furthermore, if you faint in public. She laughs. Iam not saying I’ve fainted in public before, it’s just the concept. Why do we need enemies when we have friends like this?

I LOVE YOU KUNDIKAI!