Bank account with Maybank (RM 8.02) and bank account with Bumiputera Commerce (RM 12.76)-life is like this…so just how did I fund this whole trip?...Justina buys me the ticket(it was a surprise..yes a total surprise!) and I had no choice but to go…
Now I’ am too lazy to write about everything, so only those events that cop the tharts of out trip…let this be more of a pictorial blog : )
Day1-Thursday
We were the last ones on the plane (please don’t ask why)…final call: Nalina Devi Kirupalani please kindly proceed to gate H4-trust me, Marion Jones would have lost to me…and like headless chickens we ran scatter to our gates…
On the plane: That’s Brandy shots because we were sick.
We arrived, cooked dinner and went to bed.
Day 2-Friday
After hours of shopping in Yi Yuan Garden and paying RMB 90 for roadside hawker noodles (#@$^ %&*@$!!)....Shayanee decides to break Wojtek’s door and used her skills to go get a lock smith.
Us stuck outside Wojtek's apartment while hitting the breezers.
Photo caption : Almost home Nalina.
See, my ultimate aim was to be legless by the end of the night. Well, mission accomplished without a doubt. Incidentally, that’s the streets
Day 3-Saturday
Some more shopping…Shayanee was in a bad mood and I decided to be a slut for a day (always on my list of favorite things to do in an unknown place-I’ll try not to make this a habit)..I call it ‘operation slutto’..i had the spirit to give china’s whore(‘Biao Xi’) market some awareness…RMB 3,000 per night?
Day 4-Sunday
A little kid on the street looks at us and tells his mom: ‘Mommy mommy..Look look Hei Ren!’ “Hei Ren” means Black Woman.
Day 5-Monday
More shopping and home.
What did I learn?
Hei Ren= Black woman
Biao Xi= Whore
I’ am naturally a very inquisitive person(like why did Tom Cruise split up with Nicole Kidman, why didn’t Brat Pitt stay with Jennifer Aniston, why am I not married to Bon Jovi, why are my ex-boyfriends still alive and things along this line you know?-I’AM A VERY DEEP PERSON OK). But, this trip. No. Of all the things in the world I could have learnt, like the culture and history of China. You know adding something new to the lack of profundity in me. I settled on the notion that I was too drunk in the mornings to walk around sight seeing/finding out about china’s ethnicity and so forth. Go ahead if you want to draw down the conclusion : I’ am a Bimbo.Hehehe.
After all this hard partying, I did not get laid and I didn’t see Jackie Chan..thought I might bump into him or something.
Rumor has it, that the authentic Chinese are very quiet in bed, I mean no Godzilla orgasms and that…Apparently a very famous foreplay: being naked, under the bed with a chop stick sticking out!
Oh.Before I forget this tiny bit of information that is worth mentioning. Because I could not explain to my dad that my ticket was bought for me (he may go bananas) and I could not get any leave from work.
- Family thinks I went on work. (What a high flying daughter)
- And the office thinks I was undergoing an awfully life threatening sinus operation with possibly tubes running up to my brains.
Hi. My name is Nalina and I belong in Broadway.
And i found this link on Bernard's page:-
10 comments:
Thats ALL you learnt when you were there?
(although I have to admit I was kinda cracking up reading that)
When I was in chicago, this lil kid came up to me and threw a leaf at me. A LEAF. I as pissed. I started yelling obscene words to that lil kid.
1. I am not ready for kids
2. I dont know how to pick on someone my own size. But then again, neither can that kid.
Yes... :) that was all I learnt..
He threw a leaf? And you yelled at him?..LOL..hahahha
Oh My God..
The thing is my biological clock is ticking badly I sense...its like I have this off and on sensation of late, that I’ am ready to be a mother..I’ am well aware that I’ am a lil screw loose...I want a baby ..Now, how I discovered all this was..everytime I pass by Mothercare/everytime I see my friend’s kids..i feel something..i dont know...
Maybe it’s just a phase…
I hope its a phase.
Heres something for a thought.
no alcohol for 9mths, and then about 6 mths after while u breastfeed.
pleas tell me its a phase.
*Nalina gets a mild cardiac arrest*
Oh.Ohhhhhhh.
Yes Prianna, it’s a phase, it’s a phase!
Did not in fact think of that.
Thank You, I do feel a lot like myself now :)
A phase? LIAR!!!
Hello, in case you haven't noticed..I've been ready to be a mother for years now..getting married is a whole other thing though.
Yams , Uhmmmm... Uhmmm...ok ok you win! Damn it!
Dhis , Dhisss!!!!!!!...oh yeah..mumz..who am i kidding..
HOI!
you'll can keep arguing abt who's ready or what not..
all i know for a fact is YOU LOOK STUNNING in those boots!!!!!!!!!
Now that's somethin to think about... What's motherhood gonna do to your tight black dress/ boots outfit.
My greatest fear is... the moment you see some shop selling baby clothes or a cute child, you're not gonna care bout the tight black dress/ boots. But on the bright side, think your mum will be pleased to hear that. The eldest is showing some signs of settling down. LOL!
Vick: Thanks :)
Yam: Uhmmmm...I'am settling down or YOU?...*thinks hard*
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