Ok....drinking is a good thing. To me. Yes it is a good thing. Drinking moderately when you're down in the dumps isn't a good thing. I thought binge drinking when you're depressed is a good thing. So I binged baby...drank with my sister recently. Dhis, if you're reading this. Shut the hellup. It started out fine with just Sprite and Vodka....Note: I hate gassy stuff with hard liquor. But we had no choice due to slothfulness of our asses getting up to the shops.
So we drank....I drank....and then you know when you're at a certain pissy level of where everything is numb including your brain and you either hate the world or love everyone(one love)....hell yes..I was there....and wanted only neat Vodka shots with a little Blue liqueur...just for colour....I'm a classy drunk (This is discretionary in the coming paragraphs)....
Then as the night progressed...I starting dancing with my cupboards...and then decided to exercise on my gym ball(medicine ball) – balancing is a key word here...I’ll leave it up to you to describe what was I like drunk on a gym ball...no pictures, as I value my self-worth..
The climax is approaching....I promise...
Apparently, I had poured my heart's content to my blackmailing sister....about sexual fantasies and loves of my entire life...seriously...I'm in so much danger right now.
Then she thinks...you know...it's time to tuck little bouncing gym ball drinkedy drunk monkey to bed...and she'll have a good night sleep..
Oh I slept...like a freaking baby...and I only woke up to the sunlight and singing birds...how nice...no life threatening asthma attacks...no toilet visits...cool eh..just one little thing: I could smell puke somehow...like really strong smell of puke...and I was like what the?.....then after sitting up half way...and trying to put the jigsaw together..I realized...I had puked all over myself...in my SLEEP...
Ladies and gentleman: Me.
I cleaned up everything...everything was blue...my sheets...my face and my hair...and my sister is still perplexed. As usual.
But I've got a question for you...It's a medical question...How does someone puke in their sleep...totally out cold....what if I had choked on my own puke and died?
I can be intellectual and I can be nonsensical.
The balanced mind is the way of life.
I'm 27 going on 15 and I'm in love with myself.
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Hmm that is an interesting question! How did u manage to puke on your self in your sleep? Haha. But at least u had a fun binge drinking session. :)
I spew all the time. Not usually while in my sleep but the next day. That is the worst, when you are hung over and puking.
Nalina, during your farewell party you sleepily puked in the bin and felt asleep...You puked with your eyes closed ! It wasn't a massive puke attack, just a mild puke-out session..You took it out nice and slow..
Urrgh, puke and nice ?!?!
I can't seem to change that sentence!
So yea, I believe YOU can puke in your sleep babeh..
Anu: I have no idea. Absolutely no idea.
Sri: I hate the feeling man.
Ange: Thats why they call me 'vomits' :) LOL
I only have one thing to say....KUNDIKAI!
To be playful and serious at the same times defines the ideal mental condition~ John Dewey
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