My friends from Back Home.

[13:48] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Hey you there?

[14:02] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: NELLY BABY!!!!!

[14:02] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[14:02] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: How are u!??!?!

[14:02] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Oi

[14:02] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: I'm fine thanks

[14:02] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Hello sexy

[14:02] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: How are you?

[14:02] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: How do u do

[14:02] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Hahahahah

[14:02] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I'm fucked up and still drunk from last night

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Far from sexy...i put on 5 kilos

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Ok ok wait

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: I got news

[14:03] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Theres a danger in loving somebody too much

[14:03] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Tell me

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: I got an apartment by the beach!

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Cool right

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: I was quite lucky actually

[14:03] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[14:03] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Now get me a fucking job

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Hahahahha

[14:03] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Crib by the beach

[14:04] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I come there we live together ok

[14:04] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Like the coolest thing i have ever done in my entire life

[14:04] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: We get married and have kids straight away its ok with me

[14:04] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Oh

[14:04] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Lol

[14:04] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: The coolest thing you've ever done was to be my friend

[14:04] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I'M JOBLESS GODDAMNIT

[14:04] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Then we need a bigger place

[14:04] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: AND MY BREATHE STINKS COS I JUST WOKE UP

[14:04] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Jobless and drunk

[14:04] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Yup

[14:04] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Can smell

[14:04] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Still got one more week

[14:05] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Hahaha

[14:05] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Public how la

[14:05] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: CA CA

[14:05] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: ehehehe

[14:05] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Can convert..not too late

[14:05] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: I won’t go telling anybody

[14:05] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[14:05] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: What?

[14:05] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Ahahahaha

[14:05] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Whats so funny?

[14:05] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Convert to publics?

[14:05] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Where the humour in this?

[14:06] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I'd rather convert to islam la

[14:06] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Hahahah

[14:06] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Sigh....all you ringgits

[14:06] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Annoy me la sometimes

[14:06] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: lol

[14:06] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Wahhhh

[14:06] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Snobbish ah

[14:06] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: lol

[14:06] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Joke

[14:06] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Ok next week onwards i'm gonna be looking for a job big time

[14:06] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Devi!!!!

[14:06] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I'm still mabuk

[14:06] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I need to sleep for a while

[14:07] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Ok bye byeee

[14:07] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Go sleep

[14:07] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: TAKE CARE MY LOVE

[14:07] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: You take care too

[14:07] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I WILL FOREVER WAIT FOR YOU!!!

[14:07] +Nelly+ G.I Jane:Hahah

[14:07] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Fuck mabuk la

[14:07] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Ok bye

[14:07] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: You cracking me up in the middle of office time

[14:07] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: People are looking at me’ bye!

[14:07] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Get lost faster

[14:11] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: I read our whole convo..it’s too funny....can i blog?

[14:15] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Can

[14:16] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Theres a danger in loving somebody too much

[14:16] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Eh

[14:16] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Its sad when you know you got a freaking beach houseeee

[14:16] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Yup there is

[14:17] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: FUCKING PUBLIC!

[14:17] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: IF U CAN BUY A BEACH HOUSE I CAN BUY THE WHOLE CITY!

[14:17] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: ;(

[14:17] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Rent is the word here

[14:17] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Booo hoooo

[14:17] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I dont believe in renting

[14:17] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Time being

[14:17] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Babe

[14:18] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I think im crazy

[14:18] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Whats new?

[14:18] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Seriously

[14:18] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I'm getting more and more insane by the minute i swear

[14:18] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Whats happening?

[14:19] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I'M INSANE HAHAHAHAHA

[14:19] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: I must sleep

[14:19] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Now

[14:19] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Before i explode and take the world with me

[14:19] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Ok bye

[14:19] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Whats that video by the way

[14:19] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: I can’t see it

[14:19] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Firewall bull

[14:19] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Tell me

[14:19] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Call me sometime la u fucking hell rich beach person

[14:19] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Ok i will

[14:19] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: For sure

[14:20] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Next time you come to melbourne you better come to my place

[14:20] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Ill stay in ur place the next time im there la bodoh

[14:20] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: U call me soon ok!!!!!!!!!!!

[14:21] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Ok!

[14:21] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Bye bye..i got to go now

[14:21] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Jesus i dont normally type like that

[14:21] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: When u gonna find a nice boy!

[14:21] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Faster

[14:21] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: Marry so i can steal your kids

[14:21] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: No nice boys exist in my vocab

[14:21] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Karma already told me that

[14:22] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: SHUT UP

[14:22] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: FUCK IM REALLY HUNGOVER I NEED TO SLEEP BYE

[14:22] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Did i say something out of the ordinary?

[14:22] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Oh

[14:22] +Nelly+ G.I Jane: Okok..you sleep

[14:22] Count Nefarius - Walking down Desolation Road: NO BUT BYE ANYWAY


Ladies and gentlemen: The brother i wish i had.

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Dear aunties AND little under aged baby cousins (whom I should stand for as a good example) of mine that I know read my blogs, Please forgive the swear words used in this blog, as it is a direct conversation on IM. I’m still a good girl. You can sleep peacefully at night.